(I don’t know what that fishing pole was made of, but its tensile strength is tremendous.) Sheila has time for a witticism - “More like seven for lunch!” - before putting up her hood and skedaddling from the particularly aberrant dragon turtle. Then a dragon turtle emerges at the end of the line, and lunch preparations are shelved. (That’s what she said - literally!) “Maybe lunch for seven?” Presto asks. “It’s bigger than I thought!” Diana says, and if ever there was an opening for an adolescent joke, that’s it. “Filet of sole, or maybe shrimp cocktail,” Eric speculates as Bobby and Hank help Diana with the pole. She’s caught something using her primitive fishing pole. Meanwhile, Diana is doing something useful, having become a fisher for men who are too incompetent to fish for themselves. “Looks like we’re eating berries again,” Hank says. Well, if you did something, or got your quasi-boyfriend to do something, maybe it wouldn’t have gotten away. Panning away from the disappointed hunters, we see Sheila and Presto sitting on their asses and Hank standing with his hands on his hips disapprovingly. Oh, wait: they do have a ranged weapon! Hank could’ve shot the lizard, although who knows what effect the energy arrows would have had on it - pushing it, tying it up, electrocuting it … Well, that last one would save them some cooking time. That tiny lizard is supposed to be lunch? Hank’s leadership has led them into starvation land again, hasn’t it? Because they don’t have ranged weapons, the lizard is able to dive into its hole before Eric and Bobby can catch it. Eric and Bobby chase after a little lizard … oh, no. The kids, however, are not happy they’re starving.
#Boyfriend dungeon achievements series#
Since that is technically piracy, I will also point out - without judgment - that you can buy the series cheaply on physical media.)
If you want to follow along with this recap, you can watch “The Garden of Zinn” on Youtube.
If you want to read my recaps in order, go here. (If you need background on Dungeons & Dragons, you can read the introductory post. I feel good I feel confident I feel … happy. But now I’m more than one-third of the way to the end of the series, and the Dungeon Master DTs come much less frequently these days. For a while, it seemed like I’d be stuck watching that first disc forever, with nightmares of Dungeon Master’s distended face haunting my nightmares until the end of time. “The Garden of Zinn” is the first episode on the second disc of the three-disc Mill Creek set, and I’m overwhelmed with a sense of relief.
0 kommentar(er)
